How To Avoid Getting Shot By A Prostitute
The other day we implored you guys to get yourselves involved in some sex scandals that could potentially prove entertaining to the DB audience. We still want you get right on top of that, possibly...
View ArticleDo Not Trust FedEx To Ship Your Massive Amounts Of Weed
You try and send 14 pounds of weed in the mail and what happens? The bastards at FedEx stick their noses where they don’t belong and rat you out to the cops. You’d think that they wouldn’t be too good...
View ArticleSecurities and Exchange Commission Missed Madoff ‘Cause Employees Were Busy...
Not judging, and, actually, maybe this makes the Team SEC look a little better than before? It’s not that they were deaf/dumb/stupid, they were just otherwise occupied/had their hands full? Don’t think...
View ArticleBroker Caught Stealing From Clients Sentenced To Six Months Of Poker
Are you a money manager currently ripping off your clients or considering doing so in […]
View ArticleBloomberg Help Desk Suddenly Too Good To Field Strip Club Request
As you’ve probably experienced first-hand, Bloomberg runs a pretty full service help desk. In need […]
View ArticleConfidential To Any Hedge Fund Managers Who Are Expecting To Have Bad News...
Don’t listen to your legal team, IR or other handlers when they recommend cleaning up […]
View ArticleNews You Can Use About Booze And The Workplace
When was the last time you got shitfaced at lunch and then headed back to […]
View ArticleDo You Know Which Piece Of Furniture To Hide Behind In The Event A Lunatic...
First off, let us just say that hopefully none of you ever find yourselves in […]
View ArticleNo Need For Dot Coms To Feel Bashful About Drinking In Front Of Investment...
In a contemporary version of “Mad Men” and its bibulous ad executives, more dot-coms are […]
View ArticleArriving Early And/Or Staying Late At The Office? Consider Coke Over Coffee...
Does your gig necessitate waking up at some ungodly hour? Or working 100+ a week? […]
View ArticleSuspend Your Meth Usage On The Trading Floor Until At Least Mid-September
Toying with the idea of cranking things up a notch at work with a few […]
View ArticleVallejo Area Buds Take Page From Goldman’s Playabook
In his most recent Wall Street tome, Money And Power: How Goldman Sachs Came To […]
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Area Drunk Offers Handy How To Guide Re: Not Being Labeled “That Guy (Who...
Planning to knock off work early every evening from now through Labor Day and/or take the edge off life with some adult beverages during lunch because it's summer and you deserve it? Want to have "fun"...
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